OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
my brother molested me. big brothers actually kinda suck so.
can we please talk about this little shocker and his face
I’m telling you, his daddy ain’t his real daddy. Benny done done the do.
Either way I want to date him
life is bad for you
Best ad ever. Krispy Kreme knows what’s up.
I NEVER KNEW HOW TO CORRECTLY SPELL DOUGHNUT
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me